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Welcome to my blog, the one place for stupidities and stuff I like. Call me Ana, simple and quick, and if you need help to translate something from english to spanish, I'm here to help, however, my english isn't perfect, but I'll try my best.

Disfruta de tu estancia

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toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it
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starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

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titanios:

oystermother:

philcoolins:

LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW

that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. 
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necruse:

witch-of-sound:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”


It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"
"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"
"Wait…NO—SHIT—"
"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

I NEED MORE OF THIS

it got better
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large-flightless-bird:

IS THAT THE SAME GUY WHO DID THE GIF WHERE HE POURS JUICE AND IT HITS THE TABLE AS SOLID BLOCKS?????????? CAUSE THAT FUCKED ME UP
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cool-glasses-kyle:

e-boo-dum-tiss:

stunningpicture:

My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god.

lol I ran in front of the middle school band director when he was taking a long-exposure pic of the field while teching for our high school and…

I’M WATCHING.

is this attack on titan
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